Friday, February 12, 2021

Trump IS INSANE

 This is insane.  He needs to go to jail for this. 


During the attack, McCarthy told Trump the rioters were his supporters. Trump replied, "Well, Kevin, I guess these people are more upset about the election than you are." 

In office, Trump was the greatest threat to U.S. democracy. Now it may be Tucker Carlson.

 What an asshole! (Carlson)

If hypocrisy could be used to make a bomb, Republicans could destroy the planet...

From Jim Wright:
Republicans: PRESIDENTS CAN'T APPOINT SUPREME COURT JUDGES DURING THEIR LAST YEAR IN OFFICE! 
Also Republicans: appoints SCOTUS justice during Trump's last year in office

 

Republicans: THE NUCLEAR OPTION IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL! 
Also Republicans: Uses nuclear option 3 times

 

Republicans: ALL OBAMA DOES IS SIGN EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND GOLF! 
Also Republicans: Trump uses executive orders because he has a mandate from the people to implement our agenda. Also he works, like, really super extra hard and totally deserves to relax on the golf course.

 

Republicans: YOU CAN'T FORCE A BUSINESS TO MAKE GAY WEDDING CAKES! BUSINESS HAS A RIGHT TO DECIDE! ALSO NET NEUTRALITY IS A SOCIALIST PLOT TO DESTROY CAPITALISM! 
Also Republicans: How dare business ban us from their platforms. What about freedom? 

 

Republicans: THE PRESIDENT'S CHILDREN HAVE A RIGHT TO EARN A LIVING AND ADVISE THE PRESIDENT AND TOTALLY GO TO ISRAEL AND DO STATE DEPARTMENT STUFF! IT'S NOT NEPOTISM! BUY THEIR BOOKS, IT'S TOTALLY IN THERE! 
Also Republicans: OMG! What about Hunter?!!

 

Republicans: WE NEED GUNS TO DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO HAVE GUNS SO WE CAN OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT WITH OUR GUNS BECAUSE TYRANNY! THAT'S WHY TRUMP, BECAUSE GUNS! 
Also Republicans: Who even knows how this insurrection happened!?!? It's like a spontaneous random thing, I guess?

 

Republicans: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS! 
Also Republicans: But what about OUR feelings?

 

Republicans: YOU CAN'T PUT AN ELECTED OFFICIAL LIKE TRUMP ON TRIAL AFTER HE'S OUT OF OFFICE, THAT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL! 
Also Republicans: to Hillary Clinton-- Yeah, we're gonna need you to testify in front of congress again. So if you could do that, that would be great. Mmmmkay.

 

Republicans: DEMOCRACY! THE VOTERS WILL DECIDE! 
Also Republicans: Not like that. Also it's a republic, not a democracy. Also, by "voters" we meant white people *waves Confederate flag* 

 

Republicans: YOU CAN'T IMPEACH TRUMP WHILE HE'S IN OFFICE BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY, LIKE, A COUPLE OF WEEKS LEFT IN HIS TERM! 
Also Republicans: YOU CAN'T IMPEACH TRUMP AFTER HE'S OUT OF OFFICE EITHER. JUST BE COOL. FORGET ABOUT IT. BYGONES BE BYGONES. *waves Confederate flag, also some swastikas* 

 

Republicans: Why is everyone so mean to us? Have you seen their tweets? What is hypocrisy anyway really? What about unity? We're the real victims...

Tuesday, February 9, 2021

2nd Trump Impeachment Trial Assholery

Trump lawyer David Schoen says the impeachment is an effort to "disenfranchise" the 74 million who voted for Trump-- an interesting accusation given the two months of attempts by Trump and his cronies to overturn the election and disenfranchise 81 million Biden voters. 

Most Republicans vote that the trial is unconstitutional. Mitch McConnell just voted that it's unconstitutional to try a former president after he blocked a trial of Trump while he was president.

The AZ GOP is still trying to overturn the election for Trump.

 What a bunch of deranged lunatic assholes.