The Latest Actions of President Satan

In just the past 2 days, we've learned that President Satan wants to: 

--pardon criminals who clear the way for his evil border wall

-- deny citizenship to children born to US service-members overseas

-- massively increase logging in an old-growth forest in Alaska

-- decrease regulations on methane pollution, an extremely potent greenhouse gas

-- deport immigrant kids who are in the US for life-saving medical care, giving extremely sick kids a death sentence